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Hello and welcome back to Riverdale! Whole White House careers have begun and ended since the last time we ventured to the maple-lined streets of our favorite blood-spattered small town, but the second I heard someone say “Papa Poutine’s murder” with a straight face, I knew we were home. This episode is classic Riverdale in…
Y’ALL, I KNEW IT. And by “it,” I mean I knew that: –Riverdale was about to pull out of its slump -The reason for the slump was the lack of lady-centric storylines -Special Agent Jared Kushner was not what he appeared to be -Cheryl has a special archery practice outfit, and YES OBVIOUSLY THE ARROWS…
Riverdale. Oh Riverdale. I’m gonna speak for all your fans and ask: how could you do this to us? Do you have any idea how hard it is, going to bat for you? Our friends ask “so what are you watching on TV these days?” and we bravely dive in with “well it’s this really…
Hello and welcome back to Riverdale! I am so glad to be back to recapping a show I hadn’t realized I had missed so much until I watched this episode in the bathtub and laughed so hard I nearly drowned. (By season four, I guarantee someone will have died in that exact way.) I really…
Friends, in the immortal words of Paul Simon, “these are the days of miracles and wonder.” By which I mean that miraculously, my decision to recap Riverdale has at last borne fruit, and my favorite female character on the show is now canonically queer. This stunning development comes on the heels of last week’s episode,…