Things Republicans and Democrats Still Agree On

  It’s obnoxious when people spell things the British way, like “colour” and “favourite” (Theatre is ok though) ABC Family should have kept its name, FreeForm is a stupid name It’s sad when people die Will Ferrell, very funny When it rains that means God’s sad Remember the Titans is a good movie Spotify premium…

Everything I Need From The Inevitable Donald Trump Biopic

First of all, obviously, this movie will not be about Donald Trump because there is no Donald Trump in any spritual way, just a bloviating emptiness bound together by spray-tan and cholesterol. The movie will be about the Trump family, because therein lies a Shakespearean drama the likes of which will make for a movie so…

Westworld Recap 1.1-1.2: Get In Losers, We’re Going to Westworld

To my dear patrons and readers, I can’t describe the pleasure I feel at returning to recapping. Setting my life to a television schedule imposes a welcome order on my days–it keeps me from becoming unmoored from time like a child on summer vacation. So when I hit the Patreon goal that allowed me to…