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Whoa Nelly. Saddle up everybody, we’ve got ourselves one heck of a plot monster this week. The last few episodes were warm and fuzzy character-driven feelings-fests. This one is more like a Wikipedia entry. And also an overt homage (or ripoff, depending on your point of view) to Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Let’s get into…
Previously on Wynonna Earp: The Widows were breaking seals all over town until Wynonna shot one in the arm, nobody likes Tucker, not even the demons wearing his sisters’ faces, one million episodes ago Bobo told Waverly that she’s not an Earp, and one episode ago everybody took a nap and woke up with Wynonna’s…
The following is a transcript of remarks made at a luncheon during the annual Villain and Antihero Planning and Energizing Retreat (VAPER), held at a Cici’s Pizza in Cleveland. These remarks have been edited for length and clarity (chiefly to omit several extended arguments on the appropriateness of pineapple as a pizza topping). Moderator: So…
Previously on Wynonna Earp: Tucker Gardner is a creep and wants Waverly in a disgusting sort of way, Nicole Haught is tired and wants Tucker in a murder sort of way, Xavier Dolls is back but Black Badge is gone, and Wynonna Earp is pregnant. Remember how we already know that Black Badge has left…
Today, the world learned that Showtime is considering a sequel to the beloved and behated The L Word. Jennifer Beals, Leisha Hailey, and Kate Moennig are all “attached” with Ilene Chaiken set to produce, although, significantly, she will not run the show. Obviously, this news has thrown us all into an emotional tailspin in which we have questioned…
Guys! I am sorry this is so late! Half of being a writer is apologizing for either tardiness or inadequacy, but I really am sorry this recap is overdue. I had intended to write a combined recap for episodes five and six, but all my formerly-trusty sources for watching Australian television have failed me, so…
Remember a few years ago when you could easily start a conversation with any queer woman, anywhere, simply by asking “So how about Orange is the New Black?” These days, you’re likely to have better luck with “What made you stop watching Orange is the New Black?” Everyone had their breaking point. For my partner,…
Previously on Wynonna Earp: Lucado wanted a briefcase but mostly just got her face punched, Dolls is a dragon, Waverly got her hand chopped off temporarily, and Wynonna inherited Waverly’s demonic possession. In a place I don’t recognize, a man is being dragged down a hallway, kicking and screaming, by a group of people dressed as…
The Fourth of July is my favorite holiday. This is a position I’ve gotten used to defending over the years, and every time I voice it, I can feel my friends searching my face for traces of irony (having one’s sincerity always suspected of sarcasm is one of the great trials of being a writer).…
Previously on Wynonna Earp: Waverly was a cheerleader and is also a demon but those things are not related, Lucado used to be a big deal with Black Badge but now she doesn’t even get her own parking space and she is not happy about it, Doc and Rosita are cooking up bathtub lizard gin…