8 Things to Look Forward to When Trump is No Longer President

Here in the seventh month of the tenth year of the third millenium of the Trump presidency, folks are feeling a bit worn out. Everyone is either desperately seeking to unplug from the endless onslaught of terrible news, or else has worn the prints from their thumbs by checking it every eight seconds. There is…

A Question For The Congressional GOP.

Well, here we are, you spineless, valueless, pandering eelfuckers. You were too chickenshit to spike Trump during the primaries because you were terrified of losing the fake “heartland” base you’re so contemptuous of. Because maybe – MAYBE – you’d lose a Presidential election while still probably hanging on to your appallingly gerrymandered House and Senate.…

How It Feels To Be Living Through The Beginning of The Trump Administration

Many people on social media have advised keeping a daily or weekly record of the abnormal and alarming events that are transpiring around us, in order to manage the information, and fight back against our naturally adaptive tendencies. This is an emotional record, for the same purpose, and also with the hope that I can…

Everything I Need From The Inevitable Donald Trump Biopic

First of all, obviously, this movie will not be about Donald Trump because there is no Donald Trump in any spritual way, just a bloviating emptiness bound together by spray-tan and cholesterol. The movie will be about the Trump family, because therein lies a Shakespearean drama the likes of which will make for a movie so…