8 Things to Look Forward to When Trump is No Longer President

Here in the seventh month of the tenth year of the third millenium of the Trump presidency, folks are feeling a bit worn out. Everyone is either desperately seeking to unplug from the endless onslaught of terrible news, or else has worn the prints from their thumbs by checking it every eight seconds. There is…

Supervillains React to the Demise of TrumpCare

The following is a transcript of remarks made at a luncheon during the annual Villain and Antihero Planning and Energizing Retreat (VAPER), held at a Cici’s Pizza in Cleveland. These remarks have been edited for length and clarity (chiefly to omit several extended arguments on the appropriateness of pineapple as a pizza topping). Moderator: So…

Dear Men In My Life, Watch The Fucking Handmaid’s Tale

Watch it or honestly I will think less of you. Watch it because it’s the bare minimum, and lucky for you, the bare minimum comes in the form of a gorgeously photographed piece of entertainment starring Peggy from Mad Men. (Elisabeth Moss has become the mountaineer of portraying the female condition, and if you thought watching…

The Best and Worst Things About Being A Woman

Recently National Geographic made a video for its “gender issue,” in which their reporters interviewed children all over the world and asked them about their favorite parts of being boys and girls (nonbinary kids were not included in this segment). The answers range from the comical to the heartbreaking. After watching it, I found myself wondering…

A Question For The Congressional GOP.

Well, here we are, you spineless, valueless, pandering eelfuckers. You were too chickenshit to spike Trump during the primaries because you were terrified of losing the fake “heartland” base you’re so contemptuous of. Because maybe – MAYBE – you’d lose a Presidential election while still probably hanging on to your appallingly gerrymandered House and Senate….

God Bless The People Who Thought Lady Gaga Was Apolitical

Tensions were high at last night’s Super Bowl. Twitter wars broke out over beer commercials. All-American boy Tom Brady couldn’t smile his way out of questions about his politics and his integrity But one on point, viewers on all sides of the political debate seemed to agree: Lady Gaga played it safe. There’s something quite…