8 Things to Look Forward to When Trump is No Longer President

Here in the seventh month of the tenth year of the third millenium of the Trump presidency, folks are feeling a bit worn out. Everyone is either desperately seeking to unplug from the endless onslaught of terrible news, or else has worn the prints from their thumbs by checking it every eight seconds. There is…

Supervillains React to the Demise of TrumpCare

The following is a transcript of remarks made at a luncheon during the annual Villain and Antihero Planning and Energizing Retreat (VAPER), held at a Cici’s Pizza in Cleveland. These remarks have been edited for length and clarity (chiefly to omit several extended arguments on the appropriateness of pineapple as a pizza topping). Moderator: So…

Every Reaction to The L Word Sequel Announcement: To Be Updated Every Time I Have A New One

Today, the world learned that Showtime is considering a sequel to the beloved and behated The L Word. Jennifer Beals, Leisha Hailey, and Kate Moennig are all “attached” with Ilene Chaiken set to produce, although, significantly, she will not run the show. Obviously, this news has thrown us all into an emotional tailspin in which we have questioned…

A Question For The Congressional GOP.

Well, here we are, you spineless, valueless, pandering eelfuckers. You were too chickenshit to spike Trump during the primaries because you were terrified of losing the fake “heartland” base you’re so contemptuous of. Because maybe – MAYBE – you’d lose a Presidential election while still probably hanging on to your appallingly gerrymandered House and Senate….

Things Republicans and Democrats Still Agree On

  It’s obnoxious when people spell things the British way, like “colour” and “favourite” (Theatre is ok though) ABC Family should have kept its name, FreeForm is a stupid name It’s sad when people die Will Ferrell, very funny When it rains that means God’s sad Remember the Titans is a good movie Spotify premium…