How Queer Do We Think Netflix’s “Godless” Is Going To Be?

On November 22, Netflix will unleash its latest piece of original programming onto our eager minds: a six-part Western called Godless. The series concerns the fate of a town where all the men died in a tragic mining/oil drilling/underground rave accident. THAT’S WHAT YOU GET FOR TRUSTING A WOODEN ELEVATOR, FRANKLY. This awful event leaves the…

Why The Events of Gerald’s Game Would Never Happen To Me

Friends, last night I sat down to watch Gerald’s Game, the film adaptation of Stephen King’s 1992 novel of the same name. You may have noticed the title appearing on your Netflix home screen next to The Documentary About Hasidic People (which is worth watching on the strength of its subject matter, though not its cinematic…

Obviously I Have Seen The Rain (and Other Popular Song Questions, Answered).

1.“Are You Gonna Be My Girl?” -Jet, 2003 No. As you have established elsewhere in the lyrics, I came with another man, and you yourself admit that you are unable to make much in the way of conversation before you “let me get away.” So not only is the answer a firm no, the question…

Dart Open Thread: 14 Things I Don’t Understand

1.Sad Cartoons, such as Bojack Horseman and Rick and Morty. Every adoring writeup for these shows is like “how an alcoholic cartoon horse made us cry” and I just cannot imagine having the emotional reservoir to voluntarily put myself through something like that. (Also, I have not yet forgiven Will Arnett for whatever happened with Amy Poehler.) 2.Electronic…